Men are happier people because ...

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... • Your last name stays put. • Chocolate is just another snack. • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. • Car Mechanics tell you the truth. • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. • You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. • Same work, more pay. • Wrinkles add character. • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. • People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. • New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. • One mood all the time. • Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. • You know stuff about tanks. • A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. • You can open all of your own jars. • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. • You never have strap problems in public. • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. • Everything on your face stays its original color. • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. • You only have to shave your face and neck. • You can play with toys all your life. • One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!